Check.

Hola Punta Cana!

See you lovelies in a week (:

Guys, hey guys, 

I GOT IT.

No children harmed.

I don’t think DIne Alone Records understands the extent to which I need AOF’s Math Sheets Demo record in my life. C’mon guys, just let me order it before Saturday and no small children will be harmed…

Srsly though, there’s only 1000 copies and if I don’t get this demo, babies will be punched.

When your boss asks if you’ve tried Coors Light Iced Tea, then points out the acronym

Wait for it..

The MUSICAL.

Shit just got REAL.

Before I post this, just know that the address to my store is the one the customer said, on the automated prompt for my store’s phone system, you have to listen to 4 other prompts to get to the post office extension which clearly the person did in order to get through to us, and I answered the phone with my usual ‘Post office, how can I help you?’:

Me: Post office, how can I help you?

Customer: Oh hey, quick question - do you guys have a post office at 753 Main St. E., your Shoppers there?

Me: ………….we sure do.

I quit life.