Having a gun pointed at my face

Check.

Friday May 5 @ 11:27pm
Adios amigos..

Hola Punta Cana!

See you lovelies in a week (:

Wednesday May 5 @ 10:54am
Amen, bro. 

Amen, bro. 

Sunday Apr 4 @ 11:44pm
Oh, so THIS is why I’m single. 

Oh, so THIS is why I’m single. 

Tuesday Apr 4 @ 10:23am
Math Sheets Demos

Guys, hey guys, 

I GOT IT.

No children harmed.

Saturday Apr 4 @ 03:23pm

I don’t think DIne Alone Records understands the extent to which I need AOF’s Math Sheets Demo record in my life. C’mon guys, just let me order it before Saturday and no small children will be harmed…

Srsly though, there’s only 1000 copies and if I don’t get this demo, babies will be punched.

Thursday Apr 4 @ 10:56pm

Wednesday Apr 4 @ 10:29pm
That awesome moment…

When your boss asks if you’ve tried Coors Light Iced Tea, then points out the acronym

Wait for it..

Tuesday Apr 4 @ 10:19pm
Bring It On

The MUSICAL.

Shit just got REAL.

Sunday Apr 4 @ 11:05pm
Work problem #4537

Before I post this, just know that the address to my store is the one the customer said, on the automated prompt for my store’s phone system, you have to listen to 4 other prompts to get to the post office extension which clearly the person did in order to get through to us, and I answered the phone with my usual ‘Post office, how can I help you?’:

Me: Post office, how can I help you?

Customer: Oh hey, quick question - do you guys have a post office at 753 Main St. E., your Shoppers there?

Me: ………….we sure do.

I quit life.

Wednesday Apr 4 @ 10:55pm
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